His name was Chase, so to make things interesting, I gave him a bit of a head start. Sort of like I do when pursuing a woman that I love.

“He won’t be as funny as a mountain—he’ll be hill-arious. He is my clone, and I …”

“The engine of my car is so powerful I could wash dishes under the hood. But tha…”

“Question for your life: Would you rather be the first female U.S. President, th…”

“A stationary bike is a device that epitomizes the phrase “hurry up and wait.”