His name was Skip, but I didn’t. I waited patiently in line behind him. But do not be confused. I am not the kind of lover who lets other men go first.

“I want to open up a counter-culture club. It’ll be anti-established in 2012.”

“One of my seminars is “Leadership in the 20th century: How being a century behi…”

“I celebrate my birthday in ways not seen this side of the Old Testament. I cele…”

“US highways are in such disrepair that instead of repaving, they should just mo…”