His shelf. Good. Noodle dust. Decaying brain collecting dust. Must insert it back in skull—what was I thinking?

“I tried to knock my wife up, but she’d only let me ring the doorbell. And she m…”

“A brick could be used to say hello in a foreign language. Like most great words…”

“Out of love I made you a cake. Also out of milk, eggs, flour, sugar, and vanill…”

“Sometimes when I’m watching TV and I see a horrible commercial I think, “Only a…”