His voice is like 999 one-winged vultures, all flapping in unison, while 333 horned frogs croak in protest. My love must sound better to her.

“A blanket could be used to tell people a thousand miles and a thousand years aw…”

“I want a shower the size of the Sydney Opera House, because you know damn well …”

“She had two lips like strawberries, and the seeds gave her kisses texture. I pr…”

“If I get on the elevator on the ground floor, the building has no basement, and…”