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“Youre gonna grow up and marry some ice cream! Haha!”

“I realised all the good ideas were taken before I was even born.”

“Chirag: Rowley, do you think I exist?Rowley: Nope! I can't even hear you or see…”

“He got the crib, so for the first few months of my life I had to sleep in the t…”