Hoping you were the first to do something, and fearing you weren’t the first, won’t change the future by altering the past. If you can’t be Neil Armstrong, then be Neil Armstronger.

“I didn’t chug the hairspray because I’m an alcoholic. I drank it to style my th…”

“A blanket cold be used as truth. At least it’s so warm, it must be used that wa…”

“I’m thinking about becoming a farmer and a fisherman—a hunter of swimming plant…”

“Mrder—all I need is u.”