How far would I go to be friends with someone? Halfway.

“My workout partner is a cat. We nap together. He spots me a place, and keeps it…”

“My cat will love you more than me. He won’t love you more than he loves me, but…”

“If I earn 10 dollars, I’m saving 11 of them.”

“Receiving trophies is all about getting recognized. Wearing big sunglasses and …”