How many midgets does it take to take over the world? I’m not sure, but I’d guess twice as many.

“The Nile is famous for overflowing like my love. How fertile is your valley?”

“When you’re starving, and all the grocery stores are out of meat, that’s when y…”

“The world needs more laws. I say this only because I believe the world needs mo…”

“I’m 32 years old and I’m tired. It’s because I haven’t drank enough coffee. If …”