How many supermodels can you fit in a toothpick canister? I don’t know, but I prefer floss.

“I was going to change my clothes, but I changed my mind instead.”

“Without even washing my hands I can tell whether I peed or not.”

“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)”

“Love is like whoa! Actually, it's closer to woe.”