How many ways can I say “I love you”? I could say it in another language, like French. I could say it through action, like a kiss. Or I could say it indirectly, like telling your best friend, April. Yes, I think I’m ready to tell April I love her.

“I’d rather be me being me than me trying to be my own clone. I try to stay true…”

“I make love like I make lasagna. Makes me hungry just thinking about it.”

“I’m trying to cover all my bases so I can be a complete baseball nonplayer. I’v…”

“I want eyebrows shaped like pinball swatters, and to accompany that I’ll get a …”