How much distance should there be between art and artist? I’d say no more than a lifetime.

“A shirt is a dress, if you have short enough legs.”

“Speaking of grandmas, have you heard the joke about grandparents and WWII? No? …”

“He played a great part in my life. It was great in that it was a majority of ti…”

“I once got 7th place in a swim meet. Being top 8 is an accomplishment, especial…”