How not to get rejected: ask a fat chick out to dinner. Do you think obesity ever says no to free food?

“Why did the brick and blanket cross the road? Because some maniac had just run …”

“Sign I wrote on the inside of a brick wall: This is not an exit. This is a wall…”

“I gave her a Boston cream pie, even though we were in Seattle at the time.”

“A blanket could be used to confuse and disorient. Think of it not as a bed ador…”