How to arrive unexpectedly and invisibly: show up looking poor, but not homeless.

“Bricks could be used to feed the homeless. But why not use those bricks to buil…”

“I’ve been writing for about eleven years. I went from elfish to elephantish, an…”

“If you date a hermaphrodite, does that make you bisexual?”

“The commodity I sell is nonsense. Condiments sold separately. Ah, but that’s li…”