How will I tell her I didn’t like her ginger snap cookies? Gingerly.

“If you can hear me, brush your teeth as a sign and signal. This will let me kno…”

“I want to go to sleep in my time machine and wake up eight hours in the future.”

“I don’t have a tan because I only come out at night. The only sun I get is refl…”

“I think people over the age of 6’2” look great. Just look at me! I was born in …”