How’s my mom? My mother’s well, like a painting—a Motherwell.

“I saw something scary. It was a boy, asking me what I’m doing naked in his fath…”

“My penis’ name is Pride. Pride is something every woman should be filled with.”

“Bricks could be used to make a billion dollars. It’s easy! All you need to do i…”

“I’ll make a soup out of sound, and I’ll call it “Decibels.” You can get a cup o…”