Hugh Hue is colorblind. Or maybe he isn’t, and that’s not his name at all. Maybe his name is Mr. Green, and his friends call him “Red” because he wears a red wig and a red circular sponge-like nose.

“I don’t know what I’ll do until I know what you’ll do. I’m proactive with my pr…”

“A brick could be used measure the volume of love in any given bathtub. But for …”

“I said if I get her pregnant, I’d get to name our kid. She asked what I’d call …”

“I bowl like I masturbate: with two hands. I should run for Congress.”