I also should have come up with a product description.

“I had a missed call. It’s probably the all you can eat buffet calling to say, “…”

“I have a mustache like a squirrel and you just ran over my face.”

“The number I had for her didn’t work. But in this depression, could you blame i…”

“Having a clone to bounce ideas off of would be a way to generate more ideas. An…”