I always buckle up, even if I’m only walking across the parking lot.

“A blanket could be used in surgery. But personally, I’d rather use a surgeon.
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“I can’t believe you think that I can’t believe you don’t think that.”

“I have a fear of palindromes. Maybe because the only person to ever beat the he…”

“Dear Natalie,In a recent study conducted by jarodkintz.com, nine out of ten peo…”