I always get whiplash when I have sex in the backseat. Boy, I sure wish Grandmother would learn how to drive.

“I want to assure you, I’m not that kind of pervert. But don’t worry, goat lady,…”

“There were two chairs, but there were three of us. So, being the gentleman I am…”

“The price of gold is up 14 fold since last time I tried unfolding it. And laund…”

“I need a bone saw—for the meatloaf I made for you, which looks suspiciously lik…”