I always lift both lids of the toilet seat before I pee. Then I sit down while tinkling. If you think that’s crazy, then you haven’t seen a Florida gubernatorial debate.

“I want a piece of apple pie so large I could wedge a For Sale sign in it and ma…”

“A brick could be used as a cube. No it couldn’t. If you thought it could, you n…”

“This is my logo for Two-Faced”

“On is to no, as Dora J. Arod is to Dora J. Arod. And brick is to blanket, as Do…”