I always never leave things for the last minute. I leave them for 59 seconds.

“Love walked in the door like a dusty cowboy, and I looked that cowboy dead in h…”

“Aside from the fact that you’re not my son, and I’m not a woman, do you think I…”

“A brick could be used as a marketing tool. I’ll help you grow your business, if…”

“I told her I'd rather talk about her, instead of listening to her drone on abou…”