I always thought I’d make a great backup singer. I don’t practice. It’s just pure talent.

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“If you put a long-haired wig on and ask nicely, I might sit on your back and ri…”

“A great way to steal other people’s stuff is to build a vault and have them vol…”

“Hoping you were the first to do something, and fearing you weren’t the first, w…”