I always wear my seat belt when I drive a point home.

“Love has a sound, if you know what to listen for. It sounds like silence, surro…”

“I caught a fish with a deep voice. It was a bass.”

“After I’m famous, I want my statue to be made out of beige Jell-O, and I want t…”

“I made out like a bandit. Not that I’ve ever made out with a bandit.”