I am a fisherman, a hunter, and a lover. A lover of men, not animals. And by men I mean women.

“I walk everywhere wearing orange pants, an orange vest, and a yellow bicycle he…”

“I work in a hotel. I know what you’re probably thinking, and no, I am not a hoo…”

“Baby toys were left at my door. Either someone’s trying to get my attention, or…”

“Trying to define love is like trying to catch a ghost named Brita in a glass of…”