I am a jealous husband wife, and I feel your pain. All of it, for all of you.

“It’s hard to maintain dignity while wearing a coat made out of peacock feathers…”

“A blanket can be wrapped around one’s head and used as a helmet. It’s particula…”

“A blanket could be used to spread the love around. Tuck it in at the edges, so …”

“My wallet isn’t empty—it’s full of hope. Thanks, Obama!”