I am a master of logic and a powerfully convincing debater. In fact, against my better judgment, I can talk myself out of doing anything.

“Life is made up of now, and the past and the future are nothing more than inedi…”

“Your vote doesn’t count. All that counts is who counts the votes.”

“A blanket could be used as a parachute, for jumping out of dreams.
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“If someone invited you to a flash mob, would you wear a bra?”