I am a people person, and I know how to make people feel comfortable, especially without wearing pants.

“This place reminds me of the time I had amnesia. I think. It also reminds me of…”

“I finish what I start, and I Finnish what I Swedish.”

“You can tell a lot about a person's character by how they do life's menial task…”

“If one unlabeled bottle holds nonfat milk, what does the second unlabeled bottl…”