I am a socially akward man-dork"-Nick

“If I said I wouldn’t toss him out of my bed for eating crackers, would you leav…”

“You are my heaven, and you will always be my enternal hell!~ Darling”

“We don’t want civilians walking around who know about us. Got it? (Tee)Wow, you…”

“Enough already with your macho bullcrap. I am sick to death of men telling me h…”