I am a tree, though I’m not a shady character. I’m like a tree in winter.

“I really relate to you,” I said to my dad. “I can tell we’re in the same boat, …”

“I don’t like tit for tat. I like tit for tit. Bring on the boobies!”

“A brick could be used to increase your annual sales. But before you can sell, y…”

“I’d prefer going on a date with 10 women at once. Not only might I get a bulk d…”