I am an octopus on four wheels. What are my four free arms for? To better love you, of course.

“Love should last a lifetime. But not the lifetime of a giant tortoise. More lik…”

“I just took a shit that smelled like a dentist’s office. Open your mouth.”

“Salmon swim against my stream of consciousness.”

“A brick could be used to tell the world’s largest Yes what you really want to t…”