I am Captain Aptitude. Well, I will be, once I get acclimated to the climate at this altitude.

“Knowing where you come from is just as important as knowing who you aren’t. You…”

“There’s truth in only having a bicycle seat. I used to skip class and just hold…”

“I would rather build a relationship than a wall. Can you pass me another brick?”

“A blanket could be used for political transparency. After all, what’s more see-…”