I am Cloud “Combat” McCloud. Fear my thunder! Love my chicken tenders.

“Your mother, my mother, and mother of pearl walk into a bar, and the bartender …”

“How many midgets does it take to take over the world? I’m not sure, but I’d gue…”

“One javelin through five people is like a murder kabob. Saves bullets.”

“If love were a dolphin with wings and a unicorn’s horn, being ridden by a blind…”