I am going to think of you every time I don't have sex. So that'll mean I'll always be thinking of you.

“I’m lyrically illiterate. Actually, more accurately, I can’t read music.”

“Books allow you to take flight, unlike the chicken wings I stapled to my back b…”

“Dream nonsense: Character: Hey, how are you? Me: I’m tired. I mean, this is a d…”

“The question is not how much work are you willing to put in, but what are you w…”