I am greedy with water. I made your apology tea dry. I’m sorry. You might try snorting it out of the bag.

“I mined my clone’s thoughts. I hope he doesn’t mind.”

“I remember in elementary school, Mother used to write my name on every single p…”

“If your toaster isn’t working, stick your sword in the bread slot, and see if t…”

“You want to tell me what this is? she asked as she gabbed my erection. “A mirac…”