I am marvelously absurd in my cloudless thought formation.

“If flowers were boogers, I'd pick a few big ones and flick them on your grave.”

“My favorite flower is the tulip. I’m crazy like Holland about them. I’ll even p…”

“Thirteen of us ate supper, and then one of us died. Unfortunately, he did not r…”

“A real criminal mastermind isn’t known as a criminal mastermind, because how go…”