I am Mr. Needleneeds, and I’m looking for a haystack. It’s easier to find than love.

“I am the food of love. And do you know what food that is? Distilled barley.”

“I used his severed hand as a murder weapon. I hope I didn’t get my fingerprints…”

“A brick could be exchanged for a bar of gold. But be sure you wait until the ow…”

“My headboard has bars, like a jail cell. Sometimes I’ll be asleep and think I’m…”