I am my own tornado. Instead of panicking, I run in circles and scream.

“Is it any wonder that war is senseless? It’s started by politicians. As a class…”

“My neck size is about the size of both of my girlfriend’s clenched hands.”

“Like the Grand Canyon, I care deeply. Hop on a donkey and you’ll see how deeply…”

“A brick could be placed on your child’s cafeteria lunch tray, in place of the l…”