I am nine fifteen feet tall. I mean nine fifteen time tall. I measure height with my watch.

“On the card I wrote, “Thinking of you,” and the picture was of my erect penis. …”

“A blanket could be used to express my condolences. I’m sorry to have to tell yo…”

“The early morning is too strong to drink straight, so I need to mix in a little…”

“I don’t need to actually make my product safer. All I need to do to make it saf…”