I am not a professionally trained professional. I am an amateur professional!

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“The locked door in my house is just a diversion. The real valuable items are ou…”

“I was once in a battle trying to fight my way out when I realized it’s better t…”

“I feel like someone who has a parade named in their honor, and doesn’t get invi…”