I am patriotic. When the Pledge of Allegiance is going on, I solemnly place my right hand over my genitals.

“Arizona is the A to Z of abbreviations.”

“Sometimes the thing that brings us together also pulls us apart. Sort of like a…”

“If you’re going to do something dumb, do it in a smart way. This is my advice f…”

“I’ve shortened this sentence’s length, in order to reduce the need for it. I’ve…”