I am quite possibly the world's bravest coward. I have never backed down from backing down from a fight.

“The months roll by like wheels on a wheelchair. Pretty soon it’ll be July. Feel…”

“I’m in a biker gang. We deal in drugs. Our chapter president is Lance Armstrong.”

“A blanket could be used to distribute ice cream to dyslexics. Blankets are cold…”

“You know that I know you know, but I want you to know that I know you know I kn…”