I am submitting two pieces to be excluded in your show. Thank you for your inconsideration.

“A blanket could be used to let the world know how serious you are. I’m serious,…”

“Just because I murdered a man—my boss—doesn’t mean I deserve to be fired. In fa…”

“I’m very close to my dad. He’s about six inches away right now and snoring in m…”

“I’m winning over fans every day. They’re not my fans, but at least they’re losi…”