I am the alligator of love. But I’d make better boots than a lover.

“If I were to hold up a bank with my index finger and my thumb as the “gun,” the…”

“Gnome money is better than no money, but just by a few feet.”

“A blanket could be used to sell two-legged tables to one-legged men. This very …”

“Walking is so monotonous. Left, right, left, right, it’s also all so political.”