I am the assembly line of love. Please take off your shoes before you run on my conveyer belt.

“It’s supposed to be raining Thank Yous on Thursday, after an ingratitude draugh…”

“When faced with two equally tough choices, most people choose the third choice:…”

“A brick could be used to instill courage in the cowardly. But training must beg…”

“I’d like to make the argument that The Cars were the first garage band.”