I am the bathtub of desire, but damnit woman, I saw you eyeing that swimming pool.

“I had modest job improvement numbers. They blushed a lot.”

“Sometimes it’s not about selling my handmade crafts. Sometimes it’s about givin…”

“I’d love to try to sell a blank white canvas to an art dealer. And when he asks…”

“With a last name like Elov, you’d probably have a mixed up love life.”