I am the bow of love. I’m also the bow of hate. Same spelling, different pronunciations and meanings. Would you like me to gift wrap my greeting?

“The judge said he was going to throw the book at me. I hoped it was an ebook in…”

“I know 20 ways to count from 1-19.”

“I want to mail my mailman something. He always brings me mail, yet I never give…”

“I needed to take her to a concert, or maybe invite her out to go stencil street…”