I am the chef of love. Let me utilize your oven.

“I wouldn't mind showering in the rain, if there weren't so many naked men holdi…”

“I make love like a lump of cold oatmeal. I apologize if that mental image excit…”

“Were you aware that my sister looks like my brother? They both look nonexistent.”

“I let the feeling wash over me, and then I dried off with a fur coat and went f…”