I am the dinosaur of love. Specifically, I am a pterodactyl, and you are my silent “p.” Stay quiet woman!

“Factor in the fact that factories should only hire people they make themselves,…”

“I eat spaghetti with my fingers, because it reminds me of me running my fingers…”

“A smile is like a simile, if you have a mouth like a metaphor. That would make …”

“I just got circumcised, and to help the homeless, I’m going to make a tent out …”