I am the food of love. And do you know what food that is? Distilled barley.

“The beautiful part about killing someone with an icicle is the murder weapon me…”

“I am the burrito wrapped up in a blanket. Eat my warmth.
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“Here's a haiku/palindrome I wrote called, "Obsession."Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob,B…”

“I hate the phrase “Shit or get off the pot,” because I rarely cook with feces.”