I am the kangaroo of love. Do you question it? You can take your skepticism and stuff it straight down my pouch.

“The leftover remains of a human brainstorm might make tasty soup”

“If love had a pulse, like a heartbeat, would you find yourself oscillating like…”

“Somebody dialed the wrong number trying to reach me, but I didn’t pick up becau…”

“Don’t make me weight, as I’m skinny on time.”